Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k Subject: MST3K Episode Guide 9211.30 Message-ID: <1992Dec1.141507.1791@msus1.msus.edu> From: jenkins@mhd1.moorhead.msus.edu (Lisa Jenkins) Date: 1 Dec 92 14:15:07 -0600 Organization: Organization, City, State, etc. Lines: 607 _Mystery Science Theater 3000_ (Nearly Complete) Episode Guide This version was edited by Lisa Jenkins (jenkins@mhd1.moorhead.msus.edu) from an originally compiled list from the _Satellite of Love Newsletter_ edited by Rich Kulawiec (rsk@gynko.circ.upenn.edu). Last updated: November 30, 1992 The episode list is not yet complete. The KTMA TV23 season needs more information. The Comedy Channel and Comedy Central lists reflect the production numbers listed in the episode guide by Best Brains, Inc. The order of the episodes in the first Comedy Channel season are different from the production numbers given. The BLANKS (TM) placed in front of each episode title may be used for checklist purposes. Check off the episodes you have or the episodes you're looking for! (It's new--from Galoob.) KTMA TV23 1988/89 season ------------------------ ___ November 24, 1988 Thunderbirds in Outer Space (6:00 PM) ___ November 24, 1988 Revenge of the Mysterons (8:00 PM) ___ November 27, 1988 Invaders from the Deep [Possibly not an MST episode.] ___ December 1988 Gamera vs. Barugon ___ December 1988 Gamera [Joel does film by himself] Pre: Deep froze Crow for Chrismas tree Skits: Phone messages: End credits/hair stylist, Gypsy does Godzilla impression/Ted Turner opinion survey, coalition of friends for giant mutant turtles and coalition of friends of giant slimey lizards with long nasty tongues/fight footage Post: Deep froze Crow for Christmas tree revisited ___ December 1988 Gamera vs. Zigra [Crow gets unfroze] ___ December 31, 1989/January 1, 1989 Gamera vs. Zigra (12:00 AM) New years special re-showing ___ 1989 SST Death Flight [shown the week of the Super Bowl] Before show: "Death Flight Song" Pre: Dr. F wins lots of money/brings Larry Foundation Trilogy Gift Set/Joel does spit take Skits: Servo gets pain shocks, Gypsy's voice is sexy!, Limbo to the "Banana Boat Song" Post: Letters from female fans ___ April 1989 Skits: Joel gets trapped outside the ship for the only all-robot episode. ___ May 7, 1989 The Million Eyes of Su-Muru Skits: Idio probes, Servo judged, "Love Theme" Post: Servo's mouth doesn't work/900 in fan club ___ May 14, 1989 Hanger 18 Pre: Joel introduces movie Skits: Crow gets spanking, Crow's memory cleanup, Crow's first memory Post: 1,000 fan club member will win Demon Dog ___ May 21, 1989 The Last Chase Pre: Dr. F tries to make cold fusion work in Larry's mouth Skits: humanity lesson for the 'bots, winner of 1,000 fan club member, fan club letter ___ May 28, 1989 [last episode on KTMA] Skits: How does Godzilla burn a model KFC, Retrospective video on past episodes with "What a Wonderful World" playing in the background. Other episodes which have been shown but no other information is known at this time: Thunderbirds Are Go (1988--this may be "Thunderbirds in Outer Space") Gamera vs. Gaos (1988) Post: Messages from the MST answering machine Gamera vs. Guiron Time Of The Apes (January 1989) Mighty Jack (January 1989) Fugitive Alien (January or February 1989) Humanoid Woman (1989) Phase IV (1989) City on Fire (1989) Death at the Super Bowl (1989) Space: 1999 "Moonbase Alpha" Comedy Channel 1989/90 season ----------------------------- ___ 101 The Crawling Eye Pre: Larry not good in disguise Inventions: J: Electric bagpipe MS: Canine Pineal Gland Serum Skits: Head games, Gypsy uncoiled, The Crawling Forrest Tucker Post: Name good thing/bad thing for RAM chip ___ 102 The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy (Commando Cody part 1) Pre: Dr. F blew up mad convention center/improved security at Deep 13 Inventions: J: Air-bag helmet for motorcyclists MS: Chalk-man Skits: Servo will save us from the demon dogs, Enoch leader of demon dogs, Crow tries to be Enoch Post: Joel sends demon dogs to fetch ___ 103 Mad Monster (Commando Cody part 2) Pre: How MS went mad Inventions: J: Hell in a Handbag MS: Acetyline-powered lizard Skits: Tom tries to pick up a blender, Stupid questions about werewolves, Joel switches Crow's and Tom's heads--Servo-Crowatians Post: Ontological discourse ___ 104 Women of the Prehistoric Planet Pre: Joel is a talk-show host Inventions: J: Toilet Paper in a Bottle MS: Clay & Lar's Flesh Barn Skits: Joel--this is your life, Isaac Asimov's Literary Doomsday Device (Asimovinator), Duplicate Isaac Asimovs Post: Avocado Boy names--winner of the brainstorm ___ 105 The Corpse Vanishes (Commando Cody part 3) Pre: Dr. F gives Larry Foundation Trilogy Gift Set Inventions: J: Chiro-Gyro MS: Flame Flower Skits: "Tiger-Bot" issue on Data, Game of tag, At the barbershop Post: Name good thing/bad thing for a RAM chip/Servo's head explodes ___ 106 The Crawling Hand Pre: Joel explains show Inventions: J: Safety Saw MS: Limb Lengthener Skits: Let's play murder ball!, Shatner choking, What can a hand do? Post: Name good thing/bad thing for a RAM chip ___ 107 Robot Monster (Commando Cody parts 4 & 5) Pre: Joel explains show/Gypsy is injured Inventions: MS: Self-inflating Whoopie Cushion J: Cumber-bubble-bund Skits: Can bumblebees fly and other conundra, Kill the hu-man!, Surrealism Post: The life and times of Ro-man ___ 108 Slime People (Commando Cody part 6) Inventions: J: Bulging Eyes MS: Screaming Cotton Candy Skits: Bots vs. Commando Cody, Why was this film made?, Ship filled with fog ___ 109 Project Moonbase (Commando Cody parts 7 & 8) Inventions: J: Water Juggling MS: Insect-a-sketch Skits: Servo plays Commando Cody, Ties of the future, SPACOM--1001 uses Post: Gravity Fun ___ 110 Robot Holocaust (Commando Cody part 9) Pre: Joel explains show/"Human" During: Film broke (during Commando Cody) Inventions: J: Nitro-Burning Funny Pipe MS: Stocking Mask of the Future Skits: We-zone, Sitcom simulator, Servo the fur-clad hero Post: Name the Plant Guy brainstorm ___ 111 Moon Zero Two Pre: Joel explains show/eats vicariously through viewers/Larry's hair is lifeless Inventions: J: Teleporting Food MS: Mouth-to-Mouth Celebrity Toothpaste Skits: Tribute to Neil Armstrong, Games of the future, Zero-G fight Post: Name good thing/bad thing for RAM chip ___ 112 Untamed Youth Inventions: J: Never-Light Pipe MS: Tongue Puppets Skits: Greg Brady--an American legacy, Inside Gypsy's brain, Gypsy is sick Post: Who's the goofy guy? ___ 113 Black Scorpion Pre: MS tried to make cold fusion walkman and failed Inventions: J: Man's Party Favor MS: Skits: Mangled Mexican, Strange things about humans, Ray Harryhausen Post: Letter of helpful criticism for Crow Comedy Channel/Central 1990/91 season ------------------------------------- ___ 201 Rocketship XM Pre: Changes on ship/new Servo voice/new assistant in Deep 13 Inventions: J: BGC19 (Drum Set) MS: Skits: The reporters of Rocketship XM, Selective gravity class, What are your dreams?, Song lyrics--space vixen Post: You wouldn't show a certain movie in a situation, would you? ___ 202 The Sidehackers Pre: Clean up the ship Inventions: J: Gretchen the Slinky MS: Personal Slinky Train Skits: "Sidehackin'", Sidehacking jargon, the life of Rommel & visit by J.C. Post: "Love Pads the Film" ___ 203 Jungle Goddess (Phantom Creeps part 1) Pre: Hide and seek with the elusive and inexplicable forces that control the universe Inventions: J: Radio Arm Saw MS: Doctor Sax Skits: Bela's okay discoveries, Magic binoculars and scopes, Colonists arrive Post: "My White Goddess" ___ 204 Catalina Caper Pre: God bless Twiki Inventions: J: Tickle Bazooka MS: Tank Tops Skits: The sixties, "Creepy Girl," Gun Tupperware party Post: What the Sam Hill was going on? ___ 205 Rocket Attack USA (Phantom Creeps part 2) Pre: Servo gets robot haircut Inventions: J: Button Candy Adding Machine MS: Water Foosball Skits: The Cold War--Charlie McCarthy hearings, Civil defense quiz bowl, Visit from cosmonaut Post: Review of the plot/Isaac Asimov rabbit ___ 206 Ring of Terror (Phantom Creeps part 3--appears *after* movie) Pre: Fake movie sign Inventions: MS: Lifesize Operation Game J: Pin-bolus Skits: The old school, Vacuum autopsy, Name a good thing/bad thing for a RAM Chip Post: "If Chauffeurs Ruled the World" ___ 207 Wild Rebels Pre: Crow and Servo take over ship functions Inventions: MS: Hobby Hog J: 3-D Pizza Skits: Famous motorcycle riders, "Wild Rebels Cereal," Gypsy and Joel together Post: Distract yourself from the pain/hat party ___ 208 Lost Continent Pre: Team rally Inventions: MS: Mobile Stationary Walker, etc. J: (movie sign against his will) Skits: Visit from Hugh Beaumont (of the Apocalypse), "The Explorers"--A Quinn Martin production, Hey--look at that cool thing! (contest) Post: Padding--a film style ___ 209 Hell Cats Pre: Everyone's sick with a cold. Inventions: J: Sign Language Translator MS: Skits: Dear Diary (Tom Servo), Dear Kitty (Crow), Dear Sandy (Joel) Post: Dear Richard (Gypsy) ___ 210 King Dinosaur (X Marks The Spot) Pre: Joel reads poetry/Dr. F fixing elevator Inventions: MS: The Pocket Scientist J: The Incredibly Stinky Sweatsocks Skits: Am I qualified? (Crow gets activized), Joey the lemur, Emotional scientist Post: Yet another Lippert film ___ 211 First Spaceship On Venus Pre: Joel raises Servos' sarcastic sequencer Inventions: J: Junk Drawer Helper MS: (looking for invention in junk drawer) Skits: Foam robot, Visit from a gorilla, Klack recipe ideas Post: Sarcastic Servo/Servo's head blows up ___ 212 Godzilla vs. Megalon Pre: All these stories and more--not! Inventions: J: Household Halloween costumes MS: Skits: My monster is better than your monster!, Rex Dart--Eskimo Spy, Orville Redenbacher skit Post: "Jet Jaguar Fight"/new limbs/letter ___ 213 Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster Pre: The Velveteen Rabbit Inventions: J: Mind-Control Guitar MS: Squeeze Toy Guitar Skits: "Godzilla Genealogy Bop," Joel has been in space too long, Models made from household items, Crow and Servo contact Mothra Post: Film fallacies and truths/Winners of "cool thing" contest Comedy Central 1991/92 season ----------------------------- ___ 301 Cave Dwellers Pre: Favorite new name Inventions: J: Smoking Jacket MS: Robotic Arm Wrestling Skits: Opening "credits", Fancy prop names (extraordinary names for ordinary objects), Sound effects--foley Post: Continuity problems ___ 302 Gamera Pre: Warming up, "Commercial siiiign" Inventions: J: Portable Salad Bar MS: Bird Cage Vacuum Cleaner Skits: "Tibby, Oh Tibby," Why we hate Kenny, Visit by Gamera ___ 303 Pod People Pre: Robot on the run--a work in progress Inventions: J: New Guitar Chord MS: Public Domain Karaoke/"Ave Maria" Skits: "Burning Rubber Tires," Music from some guys in space, You are magic aren't you Trumpy? (great facial expressions) Post: "Clown in the Sky" ___ 304 Gamera vs. Barugon Pre: User interface war Inventions: J: Audio-animitronic Pop Can MS: Disco Cumber-Bubble-Bund Skits: 5,000 fighting men and monsters set, T.G.I. Tokyo, Hollywood stars in Gamera movies Post: Read more about it ___ 305 Stranded in Space Pre: Shooting gallery Inventions: J: "Bang" Uzi/knife/dynamite MS: "Bang" harpoons, nunchuks Skits: Toddlers TV trading cards, What "Ward E" is to me, Kill Hooker! Post: Tom Servo--Executive Producer ___ 306 Time of the Apes Pre: Tee ball, baseball Inventions: J: Cellulite Phone MS: Miracle Baby Wonder Growth Formula Skits: Why Johnny doesn't care, Scopes, Crow T. Robot's Fashion Minute Post: "Sandy Frank Song" ___ 307 Daddy-O (Alphabet Antics) Pre: Hanging round the water cooler Inventions: J: Air Freshener Mobile MS: "Alien" Teething Nook Skits: "Hike Your Pants Up Song," The drag race, Spit-takes/visit from Near- sighted Guy Post: Fruit slapping/button problem ___ 308 Gamera vs. Gaos Pre: Lucille Ball meets Harvey Feierstein Inventions: J: Kleenex Fax Phone MS: Self-Image Printers Skits: How to make Gaos, Gameradammerung, The amazing gaos (spinning Gameras) Post: Ways to snuff Gaos ___ 309 The Amazing Colossal Man Pre: Hiding from Joel Inventions: J: Non-Permanent Tattoos MS: Music-Reviewing Plant Guy Skits: Sensitivity training, Joel is *HUGE!*, Arrival of the Amazing Colossal Man Post: Things the Colossal Man could have done ___ 310 Fugitive Alien Pre: Joel is a farmer/Gypsy is a cow Inventions: J: Musical Chair MS: Auto-Rhino-Laryngilogical Dropper Skits: Hat party, Ship captain Joel, Screenplay model Post: Buttons on the suit/Jack Perkins gets genetically altered ___ 311 It Conquered The World (Snow Thrills) Pre: Ventriloquism with Crow as the Woozle whose name is Peanut Inventions: J: Sony Seaman MS: Halloween Costume Nooses Skits: Winter sports cavalcade, Coffee clash, Famous Hollywood siblings Post: Peter Graves' ending speech ___ 312 Gamera vs. Guiron Pro: School lunches Inventions: MS: Psychology Today Centerfolds J: Collapsible Garbage Can Skits: "Bouncy Gamera Song," World of amusement and child-like wonder, Richard Burton--one of the good dead ones Post: "Gamera marching song"/"Michael Feinstein's Gamera" ___ 313 Earth vs. The Spider (Speech: Using Your Voice) Pre: Inside the robot mind Inventions: MS: Cheese Phone J: CD-Player Blow Dryer Skits: Earth vs. Soup, Visit from the custodian of the 7th galaxy, Creepy crawlers (sic transit) Post: Homework essays ___ 314 Mighty Jack Pre: Joel's dead--not! Inventions: MS: Formal Flipper J: "Ear" ear-muffs Skits: Mighty Jack dog food, Boy--is he smart!, Aquarium camerawork Post: "Slow the Plot Down" ___ 315 Teenage Caveman (Aquatic Wizards/Catching Trouble) Pre: BORED--poker game Inventions: J: Rainy Day Epicacs MS: Frank Threatens Dr. F Skits: Catching the Ross, Fight in Deep 13, Arguments against change Post: We are the result of a a mad movie-watching experiment ___ 316 Gamera vs. Zigra Pre: Orbiting root-beer kegger Inventions: MS: Three Stooges Guns J: Crow-shish-ka-bob Skits: Tour of Gamera, Gamera diaramas, Visit from Kenny and Helen Post: "The Many Tunes of Gamera" ___ 317 Viking Women vs. the Sea Serpent (The Home Economics Story) Pre: Uses for waffles Inventions: MS: Meat Re-animator J: Waffle Iron Skits: New uses for waffles, Waffles, If there were no waffles Post: "Waffles, We Love You" ___ 318 Star Force: Fugitive Alien II Pre: The nature of puppets and their symbiotic relation with man Inventions: J: Big Head MS: Big Noses (Super Schnoz) Skits: Emergency 911: Tom Servo is dying, Captain Joe action figure, "Fugitive Alien" Song Medley Post: The ultimate bad guy ___ 319 War of the Colossal Beast (Mr. B Natural) Pre: Create-your-own Mexican junk food Inventions: J: Between Meal Mortar MS: Breakfast Bazooka Skits: Mr. B Natural--woman or man?, Who's that guy with the big head, James Ungateen--KTLA predicts Post: Bad movie/bread made from home perm ___ 320 The Unearthly (Posture Pals, Appreciating Our Parents) Pre: 'Bots tape funny (dangerous!) home video Inventions: J: Celebrity Home Appliances MS: Hard Pills to Swallow Skits: Appreciating Gypsy, The many faces of Tor Johnson, The Unearthly home game Post: Dead end kids' lingo ___ 321 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Pre: Christmas catalogues Inventions: J: Misfit Toys MS: Wish Squisher Skits: "A Patrick Swayze X-mas," Christmas Specials, Christmas Essays Post: Joel and 'bots' stockings/MS gifts ___ 322 Master Ninja I Pre: American muscle cars Inventions: J: Pop-up classics MS: gourmet IV bags Skits: The Van Patten project, Ninja Tom Servo, Nun-chuks--chuks brainstorm Post: Funk fusion TV-action band--"Master Ninja Theme Song" ___ 323 Castle of Fu Manchu Pre: "Satellite of Love Marching Song" Inventions: Bots: new phone chip (Joel forgot, uses Big Head) MS: The Stinky Bomb Skits (amid much sobbing): The Miss Saigon Syndrome (Crow), Flying carpet/CB lingo, History of FuManChu Post: We'll beat you at your own game (Not)/MS's try to heckle movie ___ 324 Master Ninja II Pre: Improv Theatre Inventions: J: Gerbil Sphere II MS: Conveyor Belt Buffet Skits: Dream 70's van, Col. Timothy Van Patten, Pets for fictional detectives Post: Lee Van Cleef Foam core doll/favorite movies Comedy Central 1992/93 season ----------------------------- ___ 401 Space Travelers Pre: The Great Crowdini Inventions: J: Dollaroid MS: Facial Tissue (with faces) Skits: American space race advancements, Astronaut and CB lingo, Problems we may have to face Post: Find the finder of lost loves ___ 402 Giant Gila Monster Pre: The thing with two heads/odd couple 1999/Dr. F's dead Inventions: J: Prop Old Sitcom/Movie Radio MS: Renaissance Festival Punching Bags Skits: Stupid/soda jerk, Favorite funny drunk, Servo on cinema (blocking) Post: Hee-la rock group ___ 403 City Limits Pre: Ping pong balls/Servo has Crow's eyes Inventions: J: Fun Friend from Steak MS: Tupperware Container to Lock in Pop Star Freshness/Tupperware Coffin Skits: "Ode to Kim Cattral," New comic superheros (Fantastic 85), Fantastic 85/185 continued Post: City Limits trivia game ___ 404 Teenagers from Outer Space Pre: NBC mystery movie electro-shock (*zap!*) Inventions: J: Scratch-and-sniff Report Cards MS: Resusci Annie Ventriloquism Skits: Reel to real, Snacks in waste recepticle, Skeleton visit Post: Duct tape fashions ___ 405 Being from Another Planet Pre: Twenty questions Inventions: MS: Tragic Moments Figurines J: Jack Palance Impersonator Kit Skits: Lost in Space fan, Haunted boiler room, Joel's rainy day fun sketch and hex screen holo-clowns Post: TV's Frank Shopping Network ___ 406 Attack of the Giant Leeches (Undersea Kingdom part 1) Pre: Holo-clown sequencer Inventions: MS: Leech Nicotine Patch J: SOL Insty Adolescent Kit Skits: Dress to take over the world, Coffee and dreams, "Danger to Ourselves and Others" Post: Problems with film ___ 407 The Killer Shrews (Junior Rodeo Daredevils) Pre: Present time Inventions: MS: Revenge on people from the past (destroy the Earth) J: Jim Henson's Edgar Winter Babies Skits: Will Rodgers thing, Killer Shrew board game, Killer Shrew drink Post: 'Bots are killer shrews/Frank had too much Killer Shrew drink ___ 408 Hercules Unchained Pre: Annual wash and wax day Inventions: MS: Decorator roaches J: Steve-a-meter Skits: Gypsy's Olympiad set, mythic foods, 'Bots try to get Joel to explain birds and bees Post: Why these movies? ___ 409 Indestructible Man (Undersea Kingdom part 2) Pre: Joel is crazy?/party in Deep 13 Inventions: MS: For men (but women like it, too) J: Cereal Novels Skits: Any excuse for a parade, What would you do if you were indestructible?, Lon Chaney eye thing Post: Affidavit to stop cop donut jokes/MS get noise ticket ___ 410 Hercules Against the Moon Men Pre: Crow and Servo run away from home/sand storm/DEEP HURTING! Inventions: J: Freak out MS: (woven into tapestry of the movie) Skits: Booby trap, 'Bots get implants/new tough-guy name, "Ode to Pants" Post: Changing actors ___ 411 The Magic Sword Pre: Joel is caricaturist Inventions: J: Big Gulperets MS: Bio-hazard Clean-up Pillow Skits: Basil Rathbones (for dogs), Life in the Middle Ages, "Ode on Estelle" Post: Curses on TV ___ 412 Hercules and the Captive Women Pre: Gypsy wants to be in experiment Inventions: MS: (Frank) Lawn Baby J: The Womb Maid/Made [?] Skits: Good-natured brawling, History of Hercules, Hercules action figure Post: Hercules laid to rest/Frank mowed by Lawn Baby ___ 413 Manhunt in Space (General Hospital) Pre: Servo is color blind Inventions: MS: Bean Bag Pants J: Paper recyled clothes Skits: Soap opera, "Space" modifier, Winky visits/calls from home Post: Crow is guitar, Servo is amp/Mads can't get up ___ 414 Tormented Pre: Crow, Servo and Gypsy in ventilation shaft Inventions: J: Aunt C/Katherine Wheel MS: Drinking Jacket Skits: Joel's fallen from shaft, Pop singers to drop from a lighthouse, 'Bots are bodiless Post: Happy thoughts and good things ___ 415 The Beatnicks Pre: Inventions: MS: J: Skits: Post: ___ 416 Firemaidens from Outer Space Pre: Inventions: MS: J: Skits: Post: ___ 417 Crash of the Moons Pre: Inventions: MS: J: Skits: Post: ___ 418 Attack of the Eye Creatures Pre: Inventions: MS: J: Skits: Post: ___ 419 Rebel Set Pre: Inventions: MS: J: Skits: Post: ___ 420 The Human Duplicators Pre: Inventions: MS: J: Skits: Post: ___ 4__ Charro! Pre: Inventions: MS: J: Skits: Post: Contributors to the MST3K episode guide: David Arnold, Malcolm Austin, Keith Barrett, Jeremy Billones, Donald Cotnoir- Strong, Matt Duhan, Nina Eppes, Patrick Fitzgerald, Lynn-Anne Friese, Jamie Green, William Harrison, Larry Hastings, Marty Hoff, Dale Holod, Ed Hughes, Chad Jackson, Lisa Jenkins, Mary Lynn Johnson, Todd Johnson, Johnny Klonaris, R'ykandar Korra'ti, Rich Kulawiec, Donna K. Lang, Mark Meyer, Frank G. Neves, Synth F. Oberheim, Lon Ponschock, Joshua R. Poulson, Ellen Sasse, Joel A. Schenkenberg, William Sherman, John D. Shull, Will Silver, Dave Spensley, Chuck Tomasi, Lance Visser. And many other MiSTies from coast to coast. If you have further information to include in this episode guide or note any mistakes made here in this listing, please feel free to contact Lisa Jenkins (jenkins@mhd1.moorhead.msus.edu). 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