answerin.mac      54435    Answering Machine Messages
arab.dic           2293    Useful Phrases in Iraq/Kuwait
bathroom.txt       1920    People that you meet in the bathroom
bbq.txt            3359    Barbequeue "Legal" Invitation/Summons
beer.wm            9078    Why a Beer (Two Versions)
bonehead.txt      15834    The Bonehead Quotes File
bush.q            21258    Bush Quotes
climbing.let      26816    Climbing Letters to the Editor
conspire.txt       8429    Too Easy To Create Conspiracies
cows.big         207353    Cows (Huge Mar 1992)
cows.nov          27623    Cows (Nov 1988)
cows.txt          17478    Cows (Jan 1988)
doit.lis          49039    Canonical DOIT List
donut.txt          8786    The Donut File
exam.50            7433    Failing An Exam In Style (50 Ways)
excuses.txt        4902    Excuses
final-ex.txt       3813    Ultimate Final Exam
found.hum         26780    Found Humor (it occurs in nature)
fulldeck.lis      13705    The Last Full Deck List
fusion.sup         6427    Warm Nuclear Fusion in Condensed Soup
good.txt           1377    How to Write Real Good
hedgehog.txt       2412    Hedgehog flavored potato chips
hitler.59          5090    Top 59 Mistakes made by Adolf Hitler
idaho.txt         14433    Idaho Does Not Exist
mathimp.txt        4096    Impure Mathematics
milli.amp          1536    Adventures of Micro Farad and Milli Amp
nicholas.txt       5749    A Visit From St Nicholas
oxymoron.txt       9678    Oxymorons
pickup.txt         7936    Pickup Lines from net.singles
prac-jok.txt     173900    Practical Jokes
quayle.q          21265    Quayle Quotes
rabbit.txt         1754    Confess That You Are a Rabbit
revolt.dj          2262    Dick & Jane Instigate a Popular Revolution
roommate.con       4811    Roommate Confusion
sap.txt            4384    SAT Preperation Exam
shit.txt          13501    Shit Happens
signatur.txt      12587    Signatures from 1987 Usenet
smurfs.cc          3072    Anti-Smurf Poetry
stereo.txt         5428    Troubleshooting Your New Stereo
telecom.q         15771    Telecom Quotes
texican.dic       17603    Crude Texican Lexicon
univ.odd          10356    Institutions of Higher Learning
whos.1st          10066    Who's on First?